The lube is a seasonal release from ASDA and has prompted horror and hilarity online, to say nothing of people piling on with a large number of risqué puns to make you blush
ASDA has caused equal parts hilarity and horror online after it was revealed that the shop would be stocking a Christmas -themed lube over the festive season.
The product, christened “tingle all the way” promises to “help Santa up the chimney”, and was decorated in a festive way, featuring a green back drop and snowflakes.
It’s not been tested on animals, and cost £2.50 for a 75ml bottle, the Daily Star reports.
The original post on Reddit saw people piling in with the comments and jokes, some considerably bluer than others.
“It helps Santa up the chimney,” one user said.
“Love a bit of stuffing on Christmas Day,” said another.
A third added: “Helps the big guy empty his s**k.”
On a role, the good people of CasualUK didn’t stop there.
“They’ll be no Silent Night when this gets used,” said another.
“Tingle balls tingle balls tingle all the way,” a user chipped in.
“Please tell me it’s mince pie flavoured, or brandy sauce flavour… Interested parties need to know.”
Then, seemingly settling the debate, the original poster of the image said: “It tingles with the joy of Christmas, obviously.”
“Santa only comes once a year,” said another user getting in on the act.
Some of the jokes were a little more vulgar.
“Someone is going to be saying Oh Oh Oh this Christmas”.
And ASDA are not the only shop putting out gifts from the naughty-list, as Ann Summers has released an entire advent calendar, with a new spicy item behind each door.
On a slightly less sensual note, the more comically inclined could also invest in a pair of snow man undergarments, the carrot concealing what you might imagine.
And if you feel peckish why not snack on a ‘boobie biscuit’, provocatively-shaped shortbreads.
With all this offer, Christmas isn’t the only thing that may “arrive” early.
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